Welcome to the Paradoxical Decision-Making Process

Step 1: Confusion

We've been tasked with making a decision, but our brains are like two cats in a bathtub, wrestling over a ball of yarn.

Our minds are racing, but our thoughts are as jumbled as a kindergartener's playdough creation.

Let's just... um...

Maybe start by making more decisions?

Or perhaps stare out the window for a while?

Or maybe, just maybe, we'll never make a decision and just eat an entire pizza by ourselves instead?