Welcome to the Paradoxical Decision Mode, where the laws of logic and reason are turned upside down! In this mode, the choices are as clear as mud, and the consequences are always unexpected.
Here, the decision tree is a maze of confusion, where every path leads to more questions than answers. But don't worry, we've got a map to help you navigate the paradoxes!
Go with the Flow (Strategy 1) Or, try the Random Button (Strategy 2) And if all else fails, just close your eyes and click anywhere (Strategy 3)