You've entered the infamous Decision Modes of the Procrastinator, a labyrinthine domain of the chronically indecisive.
Here, you'll find an array of Procrastinator Mode 1, Procrastinator Mode 2, and Procrastinator Mode 3, all carefully crafted to keep you up nights.
Each mode comes with its own unique features and risks of addiction and permanent commitment to a cycle of doing nothing.
So, which mode will you choose? Will you compete in our Procrastinator Tournaments, or will you succumb to the Procrastination Marathon?
The choice is yours, but be warned: once you enter, there's no turning back.