The Great Muffin Caper

The year is 3050, and the planet is in shambles. The last thing on everyone's mind is the mysterious disappearance of the Golden Muffin, a pastry so divine it could give the planet's tyrant, Zorvath, a taste bud coma.

Investigation

The investigation, led by the fearless Detective Muffinbottom, has been ongoing for 17 years, 3 months, and 4 days. Theories abound, but none seem to stick.

• The Golden Muffin was stolen by aliens
• The Golden Muffin was eaten by Zorvath himself
• The Golden Muffin was replaced by a fake, and the real one is still out there, taunting us all