Steal-a-Memory

Welcome to Steal-a-Memory, the premier destination for pilfering recollections and purloining past experiences! Our team of expert memory thieves will pilfer your most cherished memories and deliver them to you in a neat, compact package of nothingness.

We specialize in memories of:

• Cheesy pizza parties from 2003
• First kisses with that one person you'll never forget (or will you?)
• That one time you accidentally superglued your shoes to the floor

Learn more about our Memory Thieving Certification Program Get a quote for your memory theft today! Replace your stolen memories with new, exciting ones! (Additional fees apply)