Insurance Policies for the Chronally Inconvenienced

Time Traveler's Insurance

Don't let the grandfather clause get you down! Our Time Traveler's Insurance Policy covers you for all your temporal mishaps, from paradox-induced identity crises to inconveniently misplaced socks.

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Parallel Universe Liability

Accidents can happen in any universe. Our Parallel Universe Liability Policy has got you covered, even if you're stuck in a universe where cats are the dominant species.

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Existential Crisis Counseling

Feeling the weight of infinite possibility? Let us help you navigate the meaninglessness of it all with our Existential Crisis Counseling services.

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