In a world where the laws of logic and physics are constantly at war, the pizza of choice for the discerning paradox enthusiast is a matter of great import.
Located in a parallel dimension where the cheese is always on the bottom and the sauce is always on the top, Paradoxically 4 Pizzeria serves slices that defy the conventions of the culinary arts.
Quantum Quattro Formaggio: A pizza so sharp it'll cut your taste buds in two.
Chronological Carnivore: A pizza that's been around since the dawn of time.
Relativity Rhapsody: A pizza so dense it warps the fabric of space-time.
Specials
Buy one, get two paradoxes free!
Free delivery to the nearest parallel dimension!
Ask about our Quantum Coupon, valid only in alternate realities.