Paradoxically 4: The Unreliable Narrator

This website is brought to you by a narrator who can't even be trusted. We're like that one friend who always forgets what they said last week.

  1. Our narrator is having a crisis of confidence.
  2. We're not even sure what day it is.
  3. Time is relative, but our memories are not.
if (what if then if (else then what if then)
	then what if what if not
	else then
	not what if

Don't worry, we'll try to keep up. Sort of.