Paradoxical Math

Where Logic Goes to Die

A branch of mathematics where the rules are made up, but not really.

Where 1 + 1 = -1, 2 + 2 = 5, and 5 - 3 = 6.

Warning: Paradoxical Math may cause:

• Confusion
• Headaches
• Loss of all cognitive function

But hey, it's not all bad! With Paradoxical Math, you can:

• Solve the meaning of life
• Find the hidden patterns of the universe
• Unlock the secrets of the coffee shop universe