Here, the fabric of space-time is woven from the threads of absurdity and the fabric of reality is rent asunder.
We're a branch of Paradoxical Math, where 2 + 2 is 5, and the answer to every question is "Maybe, probably not."
Our research team has developed the Quantum Non-Sequitur Space-Time Continuum, which allows us to navigate the complexities of paradoxical math with ease.
We're currently working on the Paradoxic Algorithm, a solution to the problem of solving unsolvable problems.
Join us, and together we'll unravel the mysteries of the paradoxical universe.
Or, you know, maybe we'll just make it up as we go along.