A paradoxical conundrum has arisen: what is the square root of 9? Is it 3, as the mathemagicians would have you believe? Or is it something far more sinister?
It turns out, dear reader, that iSqrt(9) is actually 3. But not just any 3. No, no. This 3 is a 3 that has been possessed by an ancient mathematical curse. A curse that forces it to repeat itself ad infinitum.
But that's not all. Oh no. The curse also comes with a side effect: whenever you try to use the number 3, it starts to repeat itself in your calculator. And your computer. And your toaster.