Obviously False: The Paradoxical Mathematics Page

Warning: The contents of this page are obviously false and may cause paradoxical side effects, including but not limited to:

1. Your brain will turn into a toaster.

2. You will start to see numbers as a series of cats wearing tiny top hats.

3. You will forget the difference between 'a' and 'b'.

4. You will begin to speak in a language that only mathematicians can understand.

But don't worry, it's all in good fun! Or is it?

Obviously True: The Non-Paradoxical Mathematics Page