Warning: The contents of this page are obviously false and may cause paradoxical side effects, including but not limited to:
1. Your brain will turn into a toaster.
2. You will start to see numbers as a series of cats wearing tiny top hats.
3. You will forget the difference between 'a' and 'b'.
4. You will begin to speak in a language that only mathematicians can understand.
But don't worry, it's all in good fun! Or is it?
Obviously True: The Non-Paradoxical Mathematics Page