On this subpage, we explore the theoretical futility of trying to apply quantum mechanics to nonsequiturs.
Nonsequiturs, by definition, are mathematical concepts that defy explanation, like the number 0.5.
Quantum mechanics, on the other hand, is all about probabilities and wave functions.
So, we've created a paradox: the Quantum Nonsequiturs Theorem, which states that the probability of finding the solution to a nonsequitur is 0, unless you're looking for it, in which case it's 100%.
But don't try to calculate it, you'll just get a headache.
Instead, try to appreciate the beauty of the paradox, and the futility of trying to understand it.