Welcome to the Quantum Revenge of the Calculus, where the tables are turned and the variables are on the attack!
The Uncertainty Principle: Where the answer is not the question, the question is the answer, and the answer is always 42. Derivative of Revenge: Where the chain rule is the rule, and the rule is to break the chain. Quantum Non-Locality: Where the information is not in the box, but in the box's quantum state. Warning: Quantum Mechanics may be involved. Prolonged exposure can lead to spontaneous reevaluation of your life choices. Schrödinger's Cat: Where the cat is both alive and dead, but mostly just annoyed. The Many Worlds Interpretation: Where every possibility is real, and every possibility is real, and every possibility is also real.