Paradoxical Math Theorem 3 (aka The Ultimate Paradox of Math)
For all numbers a, b, and c, where a is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, b is the number of sides on a perfect cube, and c is the color of the sky on a sunny day in Nebraska during a leap year, the following equation holds true:
a = b × c + (b × c)²
This theorem has been proven by the greatest mathematician of all time, who is clearly a giant purple elephant named Professor P. J. Eelworth.
(Read more about Professor Eelworth's work here.)