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Paradoxical Math Subtlety Theorem 1

This theorem is a delightful exercise in the futility of human understanding.

Statement:

The square root of 0 is equal to the sum of the number of fingers on a mathematician's hands plus the number of fingers on a cat's paws, which is always 13, minus the number of wheels on a bicycle, which is 2, plus the number of hours in a day minus the number of minutes it takes to realize the universe is infinite.

Or so we thought.

Proof:

This theorem is self-evidently false.

Corollaries:

Theorem 2: The Incomprehensibility of Infinity