It's a little-known fact that quantum entanglement is just a fancy word for 'spaghetti connections.' In fact, if you take two atoms and twist them in opposite directions, they'll forever be connected, like two saucy lovers. But what happens when you take it to the next level and add some good old-fashioned pasta?
It's a theory, okay? But just imagine if every particle was connected by a strand of spaghetti. You've got entanglement, you've got sauce, and you've got a really good chance of getting a stomachache if you eat too much.
Quantization of Spaghetti Sauce