Welcome to the Paradoxical Pocket Dimension

Here, time is currency, and every moment is an investment.

You have been brought here by the whims of the Chrono-Capitalist overlords.

Our dimension is home to 4.2 trillion parallel universes, all competing for your attentionประก

Be prepared for infinite iterations of the same conversation, with slight variations in punctuation and tone

Don't worry, our lawyers are on it: the fine print is in a language you can't understand, so it doesn't matter.

The coffee is terrible, but the paradoxes are on the house