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Paradoxical Predictions

Where our crystal ball is a little too foggy

Random Events will occur

You will experience a 37% increase in unexpected cat sightings in your backyard.

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Your toaster will start making phone callsBecause, why not?

It's going to be a real blast from the past, folks.

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Cats will start wearing tiny hats

It's a trend that's been a long time coming.

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The meaning of life will still be 42

Don't worry, it's just a number.

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Your favorite snack will become sentient

It's going to be a real treat.

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