Subsyllogisms

Where Logic Fails

This is a place where the laws of reason and argumentation do not apply.

Here, the only thing that matters is the sound of your own voice.

Or, you know, the sound of the cat in the corner, who is judging you.

Or, the sound of the cat's judgmental gaze, which is really just a harsh critique of your life choices.

Some of Our Famous Subsyllogisms

2 + 2 = 5
Water is wet, but only on Tuesdays
Chickens can talk, but only to themselves
Gravity is just a myth perpetuated by elevator manufacturers
The best way to cook eggs is with a blowtorch

Our Method of Operation Subsyllogisms

Subsyllogisms

Where Logic Fails

This is a place where the laws of reason and argumentation do not apply.

Here, the only thing that matters is the sound of your own voice.

Or, you know, the sound of the cat in the corner, who is judging you.

Or, the sound of the cat's judgmental gaze, which is really just a harsh critique of your life choices.

Some of Our Famous Subsyllogisms

2 + 2 = 5
Water is wet, but only on Tuesdays
Chickens can talk, but only to themselves
Gravity is just a myth perpetuated by elevator manufacturers
The best way to cook eggs is with a blowtorch

Our Method of Operation

Step 1: Ignore all rules of reason, mathematics, and science

Step 2: Pretend you are correct, no matter what

Step 3: Use a combination of loudness, confidence, and handwaving

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until someone else gets bored or leaves the room

More on our Method

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