According to our patented, totally-not-made-up theory, time is a human construct. It's a tool used to keep us in line, to make us think we're in control. But what if I told you that time is not just a human construct, but also a sentient, judgmental, slightly-irritated-by-all-the-waiting-in-line-for-coffee-people construct?
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