Welcome to the Paradox Mall, where logic goes to die!
We have all sorts of wondrous and mind-bending products, including:
- Infinity socks: because who needs a choice?
- Time-traveling toaster: because breakfast is the most important meal!
- Reality distortion glasses: to help you see what's not there!
Explore our wacky world of paradoxical products, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion!