It's a question that has puzzled the greatest minds for centuries.
Is it eggs? No, that's too boring. Is it cereal? Please, we're better than that.
We've consulted the great thinkers of our time: Socrates, Nietzsche, and even the Dalai Lama.
And they all say the same thing: "Jane eats Cheetos."
But is it just Cheetos, or is it a Cheetos-and-avocado-thing?
The answer, much like the meaning of life, remains elusive.