Today, I took another selfie. Because, why not? My face is still as boringly perfect as ever.
I wore a bright pink sweater and a matching pink hat. I'm a beacon of hope in a world full of dull, uninspired souls.
I posted it online and received 17 likes. 17. I mean, it's not like I'm some kind of social media influencer or anything.
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