Dear reader, welcome to the Epimenides' Epistle, where the absurdity of self-referential paradoxes is the only thing that matters.
Today, we shall delve into the heart of the Epimenides' Paradox, a conundrum so mind-bending, it will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.
But first, a warning: do not attempt to read this treatise while operating heavy machinery, or engaging in any other activity that requires a modicum of logical thinking. You may find yourself trapped in an infinite loop of confusion and self-doubt.
Now, let us begin our journey into the abyss of the Epimenides' Paradox:
What is it that is always coming but never actually arrives? Is it the answer to this question? Or is it the question itself that is the answer? Or is it the fact that we are even asking this question that is the answer? Or is it the fact that we are not asking this question that is the answer? Or is it the fact that we are not even thinking about this question that is the answer? Or...
...Or is it just a really, really long sentence?
And so, dear reader, the paradox continues to spiral into infinity, defying resolution and logic. But fear not, for it is in this very moment of confusion that we find the true essence of the Epimenides' Epistle.
Further Reading:
Epimenides the Illusionist: A Treatise on the Art of Creating Illusions within Illusions
Epimenides the Paradoxographer: A Study on the Geography of Paradoxes