Welcome to the Manifesto of Absurdity, a treatise on the art of being utterly, completely, and totally absurd.

Manifesto of Absurdity

By the great and powerful Absurdius Maximus, Patron Saint of the Inconsequential.

We reject the mundane, the boring, and the ordinary. We seek to create a world where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, where cats can fly, and where the sky is pink.

The Principles of Absurdity

Article the First: We shall make no sense, and thus, no sense shall be made of us.

Article the Second: We shall not be bound by the chains of logic and reason, nor shall we be constrained by the shackles of coherence.

Article the Third: We shall be as whimsical as a drunken sailor on a moonlit sea.

Article the Fourth: We shall not be swayed by the siren song of sanity, nor shall we be deterred by the specter of reality.

Read on to learn more about our sacred principles! Or, if you insist on being confused, explore our Paradoxosophy!