By decree, we, the counter-revolutionaries, do hereby declare that the Revolutionaries are, in fact, the problem.
Their love of smooth, rounded edges and soothing gradients is a threat to our very way of life. We will not be swayed by their siren song of minimalism and subtlety.
We stand for the bold, the brash, the utterly unsophisticated. Our manifesto is not for the faint of heart or mind.
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