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But don't worry! We have solutions:
| Buy more stuff | Get into debt | Enjoy the thrill of financial instability! |
| Or | Try: | The Treatise of Futility |
| Or | Join the: | Hamster Union |
| Or | Consult: | The Hamster Shrink |
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