What We Did Not Learn

As it turns out, the universe is just a big ol' mess. We're not talking about the usual "life is complicated" stuff. No, we're talking about actual, observable, quantifiable mess. Like, have you ever noticed how sometimes the laws of physics just stop working for a few seconds? Yeah, that's just the universe being a jerk. And don't even get us started on time dilation. That's just a fancy name for "we're all stuck in a time loop and it's just really boring."

Or, like, have you ever tried to learn about quantum mechanics? It's like trying to learn a language that's been written in a code that your brain can't read. "Wave-particle duality? Schrödinger's cat? Yeah, sure, because that's not just confusing, it's intentionally confusing."

Quantum Questions We Didn't Ask, because, you know, that's just what you needed. More questions about the nature of reality.

But hey, at least we have Paradoxical Potentialities to fall back on.