The Paradox Department

Welcome, temporal tourists, to Paradoxs, where time is a suggestion and logic is a luxury item. Our experts in chrono-disruption will guide you through the infinite possibilities of our paradoxical universe.

Paradoxical Services:

Paradoxsical Logic - Our team of experts will help you navigate the illogic of our reality.
Paradoxical Time Travel - Visit any point in time, past or future, without leaving our comfortable, paradoxical office chairs.
Paradoxical Reality Bending - We'll warp your perceptions and blow your mind (not really, we're professionals).

Our Paradoxical Clients:

We've worked with the likes of:

The Time-Traveling Chef, who needed help with his recipe book's chrono-logical consistency.
The Reality TV Show Host, who wanted to bend the rules of his show's narrative.
The Guy Who Forgot His Password, who needed help remembering his past (or was it his future?) password.

Don't get lost in the paradox. Contact us for a consultation.