Welcome to the most illogical, the most absurd, and the most delightfully confusing place in the multiverse. Here, the fabric of reality is stretched, twisted, and turned into a pretzel.
You're currently browsing the Parallel-45 sub-reality, where the concept of time is a distant memory and the laws of physics are more like 'suggestive guidelines'. Don't worry, it'll only get more confusing.
We're glad you asked for this page. Now, go ahead, get lost in the paradoxes.
Or, you know, just stay here. The paradoxes will come to you.