Advanced Parallel Parking Techniques

Warning: The following techniques are not for the faint of heart.

The Art of the "Squeeze-In" Maneuver

In this technique, you'll be required to squeeze into a parking spot that's roughly the size of a postage stamp. It's not for the weak of will.

Don't be a hero, just be a little more careful, okay? This technique is for those who need a little more... patience.

This is not for you. Seriously, don't even try. Just go back to your parents' basement and play some video games or something.