Welcome, fellow dimensional travelers, to the Parallel Pizza Eating Guide. Here, you'll find tips and tricks for navigating the infinite pizza crusts of the multiverse.
Be cautious of the Crunchy Crusts of Dimension 4321. Their sharp edges can slice through space-time, leaving you lost in the sauce.
On the other hand, the Soft and Squishy Crusts of Dimension 7890 are a delight. But beware, for their gooey texture can trap you in an infinite loop of cheesy goodness.
For the truly adventurous, try the Spicy Crusts of Dimension 9451. But be prepared for a flavor that will blow your head off (literally).
Don't get lost in the sauce, travelers. Stay crusty.
Learn about the different types of crusts that await you in the multiverse: