Parallel Pizza Eating Hygiene: A Study in Futility

This is a study about the art of consuming pizza in parallel universes.

Or, you know, the futility of trying.

We've got experts in the field of Pizza Physics who can tell you that the laws of thermodynamics just don't apply when it comes to eating pizza. It's like trying to apply the rules of the real world to a world made entirely of cheese and sauce.

We've also got a team of highly trained Pizza Eaters who can consume 5 slices of pizza in under 3 seconds. They're like the Olympians of the culinary arts, but with less athletic ability and more cheese stains.

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