Welcome to the Parallel Pizza Eating Championships, where the fabric of space-time is torn asunder in a delicious, cheesy vortex!
Our champion, Pizza Pete, has eaten 37 parallel slices in one sitting, shattering the previous record of 27.5. But can he be stopped?
Warning: Parallel Pizza Eating may cause stomach upset, dimensional instability, and existential dread. Proceed at your own risk.
Current Score:
Parallel Slices: 37
Dimensions Affected: 4