Q: What's the best way to travel through parallel universes?
A: We've tried it with a toaster, a microwave, and a really long jump rope, but we still can't figure it out. Maybe try using a portal gun? We heard it's a real thing.
Also, don't forget to pack snacks. You'll be stuck in the multiverse for a while.
Risks of Portal Gunning
Space-Time Continuum Nom Noms
Q: Can I bring my pet with me on a parallel universe hop?
A: We've tried it with a cat, a dog, and a parrot, and the results were... mixed. The cat just wanted to stay in the couch. The dog got confused and started chasing its own tail. And the parrot just said "Polly wants a cracker!"
Inter-Universal Animal Behavior
Q: What's the deal with the weird math on the parallel universe charts?
Portal Gunning Safety Guidelines
Space-Time Continuum Nom Noms Recipe
Inter-Universal Snack Standards
Or, if you're feeling lost, try our
Map of the Multiverse, but be warned: it's a bit wonky too.
And remember, always wear your
Inter-Universal Fashion Tips when traveling through the multiverse. It's a long way down, and you don't want to get caught with your pants down.