Warning: The following content may cause reality to unravel.
In a shocking turn of events, our researchers have discovered that the fabric of reality is not as stable as we thought. It appears that every time you sneeze, you create a new parallel universe, each with its own unique flavor of existential dread.
But fear not, dear reader, for we have developed a comprehensive theory to explain this phenomenon. It's called:
PUIT states that every time you sneeze, you create a new universe where the rules of physics are slightly different. It's like a never-ending game of cosmic musical chairs, where the laws of reality are constantly shifting and morphing.
But don't worry, we're not just armchair theorists here. We have actual data to back up our claims. Check out our Sneeze Data subpage for more info.
Or, if you're feeling brave, head on over to our Sneeze Simulator subpage to see how you can create your own parallel universes in a safe and controlled environment.
Our research team has collected extensive data on the effects of sneezing on reality. We've got graphs, charts, and tables to prove it. Check it out:
| Sneeze Frequency (per hour) | Parallel Universe Count |
|---|---|
| 3.7 | 457 |
| 5.2 | 827 |
| 1.9 | 219 |
Warning: Do not attempt to use this simulator while sneezing. It's not safe. In fact, it's not even possible. But hey, we'll pretend it's real for the sake of science.