Parallel Universe Insurance Co.
Claiming Your Benefits
Step 1: Gather Your Interdimensional Receipts
Please provide a list of all receipts from your interdimensional travels. This includes, but is not limited to:
- Gas for your time-traveling vehicle
- Accommodation fees for alternate realities
- Cosmetic surgery for that one time you had a face lift in a parallel universe
Please note that we cannot accept any receipts older than 30 days. Also, please be sure to staple your receipts in chronological order.
Step 2: Choose Your Benefit Package
We offer a variety of benefit packages tailored to your interdimensional lifestyle:
Step 3: Sign and Date
Please sign and date this document to confirm that you have reviewed and agree to our terms and conditions.