Welcome to Parallel Universe Insurance Co., where we specialize in covering the unpredictable risks of dimensional instability.
Q: What happens when I get a dimensional rift in my living room?
A: We'll send our team of expert dimensional repairmen to patch up the hole and bill your neighbor's insurance company.
Q: Will my cat's alternate universe doppelganger try to take my food?
A: We offer a comprehensive "Feline Foresight" policy, which covers the risk of alternate universe doppelgangers attempting to pilfer your snacks.
Q: How much does it cost?
A: Our prices are as unpredictable as the universes we cover. Contact our sales department for a quote.
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