Welcome to Parallel Universes For Sale. Are you tired of living in the same dull reality? Look no further! We have a variety of parallel universes to choose from.
- Universe 1: Idiot Savants - A universe where everyone is just as dumb as you are.
- Universe 2: Utopian Utopia - A universe where everything is perfect, but also boring.
- Universe 3: Chaotic Cosmos - A universe where everything is a mess, but also a thrill.
- Universe 4: Quantum Quagmire - A universe where time and space are a jumbled mess.
- Universe 5: Alternate Actualities - A universe where nothing is as it seems, but also not in a good way.