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/* Styles.css */

body {
  background-color: #ff69b4; /* A bright, eye-searing pink */
}

body {
  font-family: Arial, sans-serif;
  font-size: 24px; /* Large font, because why not? */
}

h1, h2, h3, p {
  color: #000000; /* Inky black, for maximum readability */
  border: 4px solid #000000; /* Thick borders, because subtlety is overrated */
  box-shadow: 0 0 5px #000000; /* Harsh shadows, to make it feel like you're reading on a blackboard */
  text-shadow: 0 0 5px #000000; /* Because why not? */
}

a {
  color: #00ff00; /* Bright, lime green, because it's fun */
  text-decoration: none; /* No underlines, because who needs them? */
  border: 4px solid #000000; /* Thick borders, again, because why not? */
  box-shadow: 0 0 5px #000000; /* Harsh shadows, because consistency is key */
  text-shadow: 0 0 5px #000000; /* One more time, because why not? */
}

a:hover {
  background-color: #000000; /* Black background, to make links feel like they're shouting */
  color: #00ff00; /* Still lime green, because it's fun */
  cursor: pointer; /* A pointer, because you want to point things out */
}

/* Now, onto the content... */

<div style="background-color: #ff69b4; padding: 10px; border: 4px solid #000000; box-shadow: 0 0 5px #000000;">
  <h1>Parallel Universe Sales</h1>
  <p>Welcome to the most exclusive, most elite, most utterly absurd parallel universe sales experience in the multiverse!</p>
  <p>Are you tired of your current universe's mundane, boring reality? Do you want to live in a world where cats rule supreme and pizza is the answer to all of life's questions? Look no further!</p>
  <p><a href="/subpages/parallel-universes-for-sale/more-bizarre-worlds/" style="text-align: center;">More Bizarre Worlds!</a></p>
  <p><a href="/subpages/parallel-universes-for-sale/universes-for-sale/" style="text-align: center;">Universe Options:</a></p>
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