Gravitational Grumbles: A Primer for Incompatible Dimensions
Congratulations on purchasing your new universe! As an incompatible dimension buyer, you're probably wondering what the heck just happened. Let's face it, you're not exactly... compatible. Don't worry, we've been here before. Well, not here, exactly, but you get the idea.
- Unpredictable Time-Space Continuity: Time travel is a real thing here. Like, it's not just you, it's everyone. And also, not everyone. Confusing, right?
- Unreliable Gravity: It's not just a metaphor, folks. Gravity is a real mood killer. Don't even get us started on the whole "downward pull" thing.
- Unstable Reality Bubbles: Reality is a fragile thing. One day it's a utopia, the next it's a dystopian nightmare. You'll be fine. Or will you?
- Unhinged Quantum Flux: Quantum physics is real, but also not real. Don't try to wrap your head around it, just roll with it.
That's all for now. You'll figure it out. Or won't. Either way, it's all part of the charm of living in an incompatible dimension. Enjoy the ride!