Congratulations! You're now lost in one of the 37 billion parallel universes we have available for sale. Don't worry, it's a common problem. We'll get you through this, but first, let's talk about what to expect.
These are just a few of the many symptoms you may experience in your new universe. Don't worry, it's all part of the process. We have a great team of interdimensional travel counselors who will be happy to help you navigate these changes.
You'll need to adjust to a reality where the sky is pink, the grass is purple, and your favorite foods have changed to a form of sentient, talking meat.
But don't worry, we have a great team of interdimensional interior designers who can help you customize your new reality to suit your tastes.