Quantum Uncertainty Syndrome: A User Guide

Congratulations! You've purchased a parallel universe from Schrödinger's Universe Brokers Inc.! Now, let's get you settled in.

Schrödinger's Sadness: A Warning

You may experience feelings of existential dread and despair as your new universe's laws of physics and reality bend and warp around you. Don't worry, it's just Schrödinger's Sadness - a side effect of quantum fluctuations.

To minimize the effects, try to stay calm and focus on the bright side of things. Like, have you ever noticed how nice the coffee in this universe tastes? Much better than in the old one, right?

Quantum Uncertainty Syndrome: Symptoms

Symptoms may include:

If you experience any of these symptoms, don't worry - they're all part of the package.

Sub-Universes and Support Groups

If you're feeling overwhelmed, try visiting our support groups, located in the following sub-universes:

Many-Worlds Interpretation Support Group Quantum Fluctuation Crisis Line Schrödinger's Sadness Support Forum