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Parallel Universe Policy Briefs

Subpage 1: Interdimensional Diplomacy 101

Dear Intergalactic Relations Officer:

As you are aware, our parallel universes are experiencing a surge in dimensional rifts, causing undue stress on our interdimensional fabric. To mitigate this situation, we have established a new protocol for interdimensional diplomatic relations.

The following guidelines are in effect as of GALACTIC CYCLE 3456:

  1. When engaging with a parallel universe, always wear your best "I'm with stupid" t-shirt to avoid confusion.
  2. Use only certified, government-approved dimensional anchors for all interdimensional travel.
  3. Never, ever, EVER attempt to trade a rare, exotic matter for a bag of interdimensional nachos.
  4. In the event of a dimensional collapse, contact the nearest Intergalactic Emergency Response Team (IERT) for assistance.

For further information on interdimensional trade agreements, please visit:

Subpage 2: Interdimensional Trade Agreements | Subpage 3: Dimensional Embassies

Remember, in a multiverse, you're not just a diplomat, you're a dimensional diplomat. Stay dimensional, stay diplomatic!

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