As per interdimensional treaty 427-B, we must inform you that our parallel universe counterpart has declared war on the snack food industry of Dimension 3-Alpha.
Due to the impending threat of intergalactic domination by the rogue snack food cartel, we are taking the following measures:
Deploying our secret agent, Agent Pimento, to negotiate with the snack food overlords
Further updates will be provided as the situation develops.
View the official interdimensional war map
Read the full text of the interdimensional declaration of war
Stay vigilant, citizens of Dimension 1-Bravo. The fate of the multiverse hangs in the balance.