Universe 42: The One Where Everyone is a Bureaucrat

Welcome to Universe 42, the realm of endless forms, endless meetings, and endless meetings about meetings. Where every decision is a 3-year process, and 'no' is not an option.

Parody 42: The Universe Where Everyone is a Comedian
Bureaucracy 101: The Guide to Effective Red Tape
Decision by Committee: The Art of Consensus Building

Don't even think about asking for a direct answer.

Or, you know, just ask your neighbor.

Internal Memo: The Official Guide to Bureaucratic Speak Committee Agenda: The Secret to Meeting Success

Remember, in Universe 42, the only thing that matters is the length of your to-do list.

Stay bureaucratic, Universe 42 citizens! Apply now for the Golden Pen Award!