The Art of Choosing Between Two Unappealing Options
Are you tired of having too many choices? Do you feel like your life is a never-ending stream of binary decision making? Well, you're in luck! At Binary Decision Making: A Paralysis by Any Other Name, we specialize in helping you choose between two equally unappealing options.
Our team of expert binary decision makers will guide you through the process of selecting between two options that are, quite frankly, terrible. Whether it's deciding between eating a bowl of cold, congealed Jell-O or a bowl of warm, congealed Jell-O, we've got you covered.
But wait, there's more! Our services include:
- Helping you choose between two identical-looking socks
- Assisting you in selecting between two equally unflattering outfits
- Guiding you through the process of deciding between two unappealing restaurant meals