The Paralysis Party Manifesto

We, the Paralysis Party, are a group of highly motivated individuals who have dedicated our lives to the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Our platform is built on the principles of:

• Sitting on the couch for extended periods of time.
• Eating an entire pizza by oneself.
• Watching reruns of our favorite shows for hours on end.
• Procrastination as a way of life.

Our slogan: "We're not lazy, we're just on strike from productivity."

Read our manifesto in more detail. Learn about our leadership team. Check out our campaign promises.

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Join us in our quest for a life of pure, unadulterated laziness!