The Paralysis Party Manifesto
We, the Paralysis Party, are a group of highly motivated individuals who have dedicated our lives to the art of doing absolutely nothing.
Our platform is built on the principles of:
- Sitting on the couch for extended periods of time.
- Eating an entire pizza by oneself.
- Watching reruns of our favorite shows for hours on end.
- Procrastination as a way of life.
Our slogan: "We're not lazy, we're just on strike from productivity."
Read our manifesto in more detail. Learn about our leadership team. Check out our campaign promises.
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Join us in our quest for a life of pure, unadulterated laziness!