Welcome to the Paralysis Party, where the only thing more abundant than bad decisions is the crippling fear of making them!
Limbo: Where the floor seems to be moving away from you.
Badminton: Because regular minton is just too boring.
Paralyzehockey: Where you'll be stuck in an endless loop of penalty shots.
Upcoming Events:
Don't miss our special guest appearance by the world-famous "I'm-Not-Gonna-Do-It" motivational speaker, coming soon to a hospital near you!
Join us for our "I'm-Not-In-Charge" support group, where we'll explore the thrill of doing absolutely nothing and blaming it on the system.